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Today, we received a wedding invitation from a couple who are renting an apartment from us. They haven't paid rent for several months. My father is listed as the "principal sponsor." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13745) - you deserved it (1205)

On 01/23/2009 at 5:16am - money - by moronicmoroccan - Philippines (Rizal)

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Not to be a racist prick, but if they are from the Philippines, this isn't really a WTF - it sounds like a perfectly Philippine thing to do.

#2 - 02/20/2009 at 1:40pm by culture clash
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yes. that's still kinda racist.

#5 - On 03/14/2009 at 4:56pm by iforgotmypass

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Perfect. Go to their wedding and steal all their gifts. Or while they are at the wedding, throw all their stuff out on the street.

#1 - On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am by sanjuro

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