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Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35760) - you deserved it (19865)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:12am - money - by tp2014 - United States (Georgia)

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I hope you plan on paying her back.

#2 - On 12/19/2013 at 12:53pm by ashleyjade12

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Dude just borrow from parents

#1 - On 12/19/2013 at 12:52pm by XBurytheCastleX

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