Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Burnham, United Kingdom
Baby you can't drive my car
Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML
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asimplesharpie 7
identity theft is a bitch.
KeXu 6
OP just accidentally miswrote his/her address as "Indonesia" instead of "UK."
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asimplesharpie 7
identity theft is a bitch.
livforever 13
happened to me, it's the worst thing ever.
uptown_16 9
worse than being robbed
Goldenchest 14
Worse than 9/11?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
You better beat the shit outta Sandy Biggelow Patterson- thought she was in jail!
MadisonDerp 16
#52 No, remember? its Dawn Budgie!
IStoleTheCookies 16
Happened to me too. Tried to withdraw £5000 when i had 10p in my account lol
ShakeDisPlace 10
They need to come up with better ways to prevent identity theft , it happens too much.
Narutosuns2fan 12
**** identity theft, out of all things to be victimized of, that's the worse. You pretty much lose everything.
tacomonkey 7
I fail to see how freedom enters into this situation.
Steffi 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Did someone steal your info and use that to buy a car with? Did you (accidentally) buy a car online/over the phone? More info please.
KeXu 6
OP just accidentally miswrote his/her address as "Indonesia" instead of "UK."
brackaman 18
No, OP just sent his servant with a ridiculous amount of money to Indonesia to buy the car for him. What he calls unusually low amount is actually about $1000000.
worldclassrager 41
Identity theft happens to the best of us...hope you get your money back.,.and maybe the car also if it's worth it...
_DudeGuy_ 16
Get your debit card cancelled, then get a new one. If the issue was not the card being stolen, find out if the car company will refund you.
kamikrazy 6
Congrats on your new car! If only you knew what it was.
insomniac8400 13
Well perhaps you shouldn't have bought a car there then
badluckdawson 19
He didn't dumbass
assassinbanana0 20
I lost a few brain cells reading your comment Just go away You have no business here
Jemm_fml 29
@36, I'm glad it isn't just me who gets frustrated with so many FML members' inability to identify jokes. Downvoting people for absolutely no reason.
uoeno_fml 20
Those ******* Indonesians! Always asking for cars over email and being princesses and shit
onanknovotna 10
Wtf im indonesian u ****** racist Just cuz some people did stupid thing then u can judge us like that
perdix 31
The good news is you won't need a taxi when you arrive, Djakarta's already there! Bon voyage, Java nice trip!
perdix 31
Lesson for the day: Nazi puns: Popular Indonesia puns: Too obscure.
rg350dx 29
Hah! I bet you did Nazi tha- *gets beaten to death by the overused pun hit squad*
perdix 31
#33, you had the Timor-ity to make such a pun! You'll regret the day your were Borneo.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
Perdix is a master of all puns.
sadistmonkey 19
I was going to take a Krakatoa at telling an Indonesian pun but my Papua told me not to.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
QQmore_fml 18
Don't suffer like Jim has... For only a dollar a day, you can protect your identity...
rg350dx 29
For only an apple a day...you too can keep the doctor away. Stop being harassed by annoying health professionals. Try Granny Smith today.
jkmartinjk 16
MICHAEL... oh very funny, MICHAEL!
anythingmustbe 18
It either identity theft or you got seriously smashed went on an overnight bender ending up in Indonesia found yourself with out transport bought a car went partying through out the mean streets had a threesome then came back and forgot all about it. Now out of the two scenarios which one do you think is most likely?