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Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Good job! I think they deserved it and the $500 you have to pay was worth every cent ;)
They'll never mess with you again, that's worth more I reckon.
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Friday 4 September 2015