Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

by pool party / 05/28/2013 at 8:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Money

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  • Good job! I think they deserved it and the $500 you have to pay was worth every cent ;)

    #3 - On 05/29/2013 at 3:52am by WonkeyDonkey

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  • They'll never mess with you again, that's worth more I reckon.

    #4 - On 05/29/2013 at 3:52am by SkoomaKi

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