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Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30007) - you deserved it (54202)

On 05/28/2013 at 8:48pm - money - by pool party - United States (Illinois)

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Good job! I think they deserved it and the $500 you have to pay was worth every cent ;)

#3 - On 05/29/2013 at 3:52am by WonkeyDonkey

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They'll never mess with you again, that's worth more I reckon.

#4 - On 05/29/2013 at 3:52am by SkoomaKi

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