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Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 3:25pm - money - by dude, where's my balls? :( (man) - United States (Alaska)

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I hope she was getting you a pair of balls

#6 - On 12/22/2012 at 7:47pm by windfuelsfire

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Well now you can guess what you got based on the price.

#1 - On 12/22/2012 at 7:41pm by quontag

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