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Today, I learned that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping. It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise. My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday. FML

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On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)

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Maybe they're the type of people who leave spare keys? Or you could call them and ask if they had someone house sit who could let you in?

#2 - On 11/12/2012 at 6:30pm by kewlone645

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Well hopefully they will give it back OP; assuming they're coming back.

#3 - On 11/12/2012 at 6:30pm by Bullpine

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