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Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML


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On 10/14/2012 at 4:57pm - money - by hate enough to kill... (man) - Netherlands (Limburg)

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Seriously? That's totally messed up. I'd show her the stuff she stole as proof. Make her empty her pockets.

#1 - On 10/14/2012 at 9:27pm by twilightriforce

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She must be doing well for herself. What a horrible mother.

#2 - On 10/14/2012 at 9:27pm by LexieWins

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