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Today, I was at the store with my grandpa. When we were rung up, he started to pay for our myriad groceries in coins, and the guy behind us groaned. My grandpa said, "shut your mouth," and started ranting about how stupid people are to leave paper trails for "government spooks." FML

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On 08/06/2012 at 5:37pm - money - by for fucks sake gramps (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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Oh Grandpa, are you still taking your medication?

#1 - On 08/06/2012 at 8:01pm by TBelle4Ever

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I love old people when they start their grumpy rants. They say the darnedest things.

#5 - On 08/06/2012 at 8:06pm by misspulkadot24

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