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Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24212) - you deserved it (5388)

On 05/14/2012 at 5:46pm - money - by Jon (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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It's a conspiracy!

#1 - On 05/14/2012 at 7:46pm by buck33

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I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't even work there...

#6 - On 05/14/2012 at 7:48pm by XxchristinasmhxX

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