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Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24779) - you deserved it (3012)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:54am - money - by dust - Japan

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What's hers is hers, and what's yours is also hers.

Take solace in the fact that she's no longer in your life.

#10 - On 01/27/2012 at 10:05am by DocBastard

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Well, technically the insurance company is... But you have my pity, OP.

#2 - On 01/27/2012 at 9:55am by SheblehGee

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