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Today, I came home to find that my mother had sold all my valuable collector coins for cheap at a local shady pawn shop to buy herself a TV. The coins in question were worth enough to start a business. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44655) - you deserved it (2846)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:30pm - money - by Ilostsomuch (man) - United States (Florida)

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Time to sell your mother!

#1 - On 01/04/2012 at 4:40pm by sweet2u22

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Well...that sucks... :/
Try putting her in a home. Or a pie. A meat pie.

Why, yes, I /AM/ clinically insane. Why?

#3 - On 01/04/2012 at 4:41pm by antmanzero

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