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Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32939) - you deserved it (11154)

On 08/09/2011 at 8:55am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Let me guess, you loaded them in the car in such a way that everything was visible from outside of the car.

#7 - On 08/09/2011 at 1:00pm by mk58

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Someone did go! but saw your car and thought it was better.

#3 - On 08/09/2011 at 12:56pm by lilxsexii

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