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Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9433) - you deserved it (42049)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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