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Today, I thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple quarters to the sidewalk downtown and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, street patrol was watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing US currency. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15027) - you deserved it (91495)

On 05/05/2009 at 1:43am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Haha, that's hilarious. But yes, you deserved it I'm afraid.

#1 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:06am by tick_tock

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Street Patrol? you must live in the hood.

#6 - On 05/05/2009 at 10:20am by KEVINPASH

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