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Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14001) - you deserved it (48358)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)

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Not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?

#1 - On 05/22/2011 at 1:02pm by ambowew

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That's pretty damn hilarious.

#2 - On 05/22/2011 at 1:03pm by chimpsndip

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