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Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32315) - you deserved it (2980)

On 05/05/2011 at 11:41pm - money - by MrFerret -

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Best present EVARRR. That's the price you gotta pay for putting her naughty spot in a world of pain. :)

#1 - On 05/06/2011 at 2:56am by CareFace

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happy birthday! :D

#5 - On 05/06/2011 at 2:57am by MarkFeehily

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