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Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33450) - you deserved it (3097)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:13pm - money - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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Is your name Robert Downey Jr or Zach Galifianakis by any chance?

#3 - On 04/05/2011 at 6:06pm by portablecupid

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Someones trying to stop you getting on that plane Op. ;)

#2 - On 04/05/2011 at 6:06pm by TehFMLKing

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