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Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14516) - you deserved it (28097)

On 03/07/2011 at 4:38pm - money - by booooo (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

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I guess someones having a good day...on you of course

#4 - On 03/07/2011 at 7:12pm by MaiDeath

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Give them the receipt and tell them it's money order.

#17 - On 03/07/2011 at 7:36pm by KingDingALing

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