Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
Today, I went to withdraw 200 dollars. At the ATM, I noticed a suspicious man standing really close to me. I was nervous about entering my pin number, and worried he was looking at my account information. In my panic, I got all the way home before realizing that I'd left the cash in the machine. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant and only brought $14 with me to eat. I ordered and ate my meal, then went to the counter to pay for it. I threw $2 into the tip jar then got my bill. My bill was $13.86. I had to reach into the tip jar and take my $2 back so I could pay for my meal. FML
Today, I ordered take out, and paid with a credit card. The cute cashier gave me the receipt to sign, and under 'tip' I gave a couple of dollars. I realized that I had given too much, crossed it out, and changed it. Unaware she was watching, She then responded, "Did you just lower the tip by $1?" FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
Today, I withdrew $120 from the ATM at the hotel I'm staying at, only to have no money come out. When I talked to the concierge, who witnessed the whole thing, she said it had been happening all day and that the machine was broken. My bank says it's the hotel's problem, and the hotel says it's the bank's problem. Either way, I'm out $120. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, I went to deposit a check, only for them to accidentally deduct the whole thing from my account. I didn't notice this until I went to buy groceries, after the bank had closed. I'm in negative numbers and will get an overdraft charge by the time I can get it fixed. FML
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MaiDeath 0
I guess someones having a good day...on you of course
ImKindaABigDeal 6
I feel like that would be the one thing I definitely wouldn't forget after going to the ATM considering that's the reason I went there in the first place
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Comments (130)
Lifeisntfair13 0
that's y u need to check everything before you leave. especially at the ATM
Infamous_Hawk 6
Judas Priest.........
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
i know how you feel op, i forgot to get ketchup at lunch today! ]];
MichaelGood 0
These always happen on mondays ='[
lovelynumber1 0
Oh the horror!
ninja_ness 3
So did I D:
wendyyyy 0
20 - put a shirt on. looks like your lower torso is contorted/ twisted.
IndianRapper 0
ya u shuda checked and made sure u had the money, if it was important to u:/
florecitabetch 0
I always laugh at your comments 16
doubleshot555 0
this is the painkiller
knockknock_fml 0
Fake FML. In ATM machines if cash is not picked within 15 seconds the cash goes back into the machine and the receipt will not be printed until the cash is received.
FYLeveryday 0
blonde much?????
maddiester 5
really? -____-
lmBrown 0
dumbass op
Takador 3
Someone's natural hair color is showing
2010smhill2010 0
thats so ****** up
primadonna9396 16
Speaking of ****** up, were you drunk OP? Not that it would excuse your stupidity either way...
MaiDeath 0
I guess someones having a good day...on you of course
kikibisweet 0
Well geez the cash comes out first lol. Ydi for rushing obviously.
Doortje 30
You could contact the bank, they can see who withdrew money after you. But it's a lot of trouble for €40, and I'm not sure if they do that in France too.
iftheglovefits 0
well that just sux! lol. how did u pay for it? did you do the dishes?
heathersmorin 0
That ATM card is also a debit card! :-0 Amazing I know! He probably just didn't want to pay with his card.
Leebra 6
Some places may not take debit.
keegan23 4
Wow that really sucks!
ollallie 0
that's a creepy pic lol
ollallie 0
creeeeeeeepy
alex1432 9
we got it the first time
milakitty21 0
reminds me of brain peppers
keegan23 4
lol
louie111887 0
I don't know how much that is in dollars since I live in the US but you girl, are either a very distracted person or just a moron. I mean who does that? forget their money at an ATM? and that sucks that you didn't realize it till you were about to pay. you made someone very happy today.
TaTaTanyaHo 5
What does the op being a girl have to do with anything?
ALQ_fml 13
It doesn't. It appears as though 11 was using it as a pet name. Replace "girl" with other pet names (e.g. "honey," "dummy," etc.) and it has the same meaning.
louie111887 0
thank you 40 : )
TaTaTanyaHo 5
Ahh! I see!
vbmg152 19
We've all done that at some point! Not really an FML, but YDI!
MichaelGood 0
this is an fml lost like 70$!
ollallie 0
here's an FML I lost my heart to ur muscles lol jk
MichaelGood 0
most women share this FML :)
kcnutt10 1
It's quite funny how all you people drool over those "males" with pictures of muscular men. This is the internet. How do you know if that's actually the same person commenting as in the picture, or if it's some 63 year old guy (or girl - who knows?) who pleasures himself (or again - herself) to your comments?
dirtyblond 4
hahahah you got a point there!xP^^ kind of freeaaky actually..
butterflychic 0
someone's kinda full of it...(;
MichaelGood 0
haha nah it's me I'm 17! and I workout religiously so I ended up with this terrible bod! I like me but I'm not full of myself I jus thought it would make a funny comment!