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Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9251) - you deserved it (21810)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:22pm - money - by Username - United Kingdom (Reading)

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I promise I won't be dull and make any puns on this one. I promised to cut it out. Instead, I'll think of something more cutting edge. I'm at a loss at this point, probably due to this splitting headache. I'd probably butcher any attempt at being a cut-up anyway, so I'll just cleave it alone. That's what I get for paring humor and wit.

#15 - On 12/15/2010 at 5:54pm by DocBastard

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Well now you know what you want for Christmas.

#4 - On 12/15/2010 at 5:34pm by sweet_candy_

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