By Username - 15/12/2010 17:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML
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DocBastard 38

I promise I won't be dull and make any puns on this one. I promised to cut it out. Instead, I'll think of something more cutting edge. I'm at a loss at this point, probably due to this splitting headache. I'd probably butcher any attempt at being a cut-up anyway, so I'll just cleave it alone. That's what I get for paring humor and wit.

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sweet_candy_ 17

Well now you know what you want for Christmas.

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Skroal_stomper 5

You can't fix them. The wires are like a thread now days.

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tygerarmy 35

I've repaired headphones. It wouldn't hurt to try. I always run my headphones down my back and inside my shirt to prevent it getting caught on anything.

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juturnaamo 29

it's not as if you have to actually soldier it back together, just strip the plastic, twist the wires together and wrap it in electrical tape.

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juliecat10 0

its not that big of a deal. You can sodder them back together. Ive done it before. Piece of cake.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Sodder? Unless you're talking about how I sodded your mom, I think you meant "solder".

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generalasskicker 12

boom anteater burn

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DocBastard 38

I promise I won't be dull and make any puns on this one. I promised to cut it out. Instead, I'll think of something more cutting edge. I'm at a loss at this point, probably due to this splitting headache. I'd probably butcher any attempt at being a cut-up anyway, so I'll just cleave it alone. That's what I get for paring humor and wit.

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TryptamineDreame 0

Seriously just stop, you're embarrassing yourself, doctorrrr :)

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DocBastard 38

I know, I know. It's a sickness. I'm on medications, but they aren't working. Electroconvulsive therapy, here I come.

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TryptamineDreame 0

Viagra doesn't count...

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DocBastard 38

My ass is not sorry, thanks very much. And that's not the only thing Dreamy has done to my ass. Wait a minute...

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Il_Maestro 6

SOUNDS like you couldn't resist the puns

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selenajade 0

haha your fault for purchasing expensive headphones

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Lolzords 11

YDI, shoulda ran the headphone wire inside your shirt.

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mapleleafs34 0

if that's all u can complain about, then ur life is perfectly fine. not fml worthy.

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fakeaccountX 6

Right. Pubic hair, on the other hand...

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