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Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30100) - you deserved it (3673)

On 11/28/2010 at 1:02am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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If I ever meet OP, I'm going to proceed to punch him in the left nut for using "proceeded" twice. It's redundant, excessive, extra, superfluous, unnecessary, unneeded, and redundant.

And it makes you sound like an asshat.

#18 - On 11/28/2010 at 8:19am by DocBastard

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No good deed goes unpunished, op.

#16 - On 11/28/2010 at 8:05am by bethan1

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