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Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7962) - you deserved it (31367)

On 10/14/2010 at 8:43pm - money - by copmagnet - United States

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Is this normal for a speeding ticket? Seems awfully high to me.

Unless you're gonna win the grand prize, take it down a notch Speed Racer.

#5 - On 10/15/2010 at 3:13am by dudeitsdanny

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Maybe don't speed next time.

#3 - On 10/15/2010 at 3:12am by glowstixx_

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