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Today, while my mom was out, my family agreed upon the assumption that she has a "shopping problem." I argued against it for quite a while, until she pulled up minutes later with a what seemed like a life-time supply of canned condensed milk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15555) - you deserved it (3318)

On 09/12/2010 at 7:34am - money - by concernedson - Australia (Victoria)

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I wonder what else she bought in the past to get labelled with a "shopping problem".

#17 - On 09/12/2010 at 10:24am by alienc

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hey know you won't run out of condenced milk (;

#3 - On 09/12/2010 at 10:12am by lovesamystery

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