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Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML


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On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - money - by schoolkiddo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Keep up the good work, champ!

#1 - On 09/08/2010 at 10:07am by FFML_314

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Run away and take the dog. Play guitar in the streets for cash, and make sure the dog is lying next to you with a sad face. Make it look like hes eating some garbage and people will surely give you money. Works for me.

#17 - On 09/08/2010 at 10:48am by joanjett

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