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Today, I awoke to find that my car had been burglarized in my own driveway and several hundred dollars worth of electronics were stolen. I only later discovered that my campus parking pass had also been stolen when I got a $75 ticket while taking a chemistry test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25074) - you deserved it (2673)

On 06/15/2010 at 12:32pm - money - by 1129 (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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anyone trying to buy some electronics? I have several hundred dollars worth. I'm selling it all for $250 obo

#30 - On 06/15/2010 at 6:03pm by lonesomeXheartbr

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lol... burglarized: i love that word

#1 - On 06/15/2010 at 5:09pm by Hatty_Thibbs

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