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Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

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On 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm - money - by dogshavenipples (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

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Darling, I really hope you had your mother handle the bill. No excuse for her to be spooked over simple body parts. She could have very well called you up and asked you about it too.

#8 - On 06/03/2010 at 3:11am by Mirorbo

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HAHA!that actually made me laugh!!too bad for you tho OP :(

#10 - On 06/03/2010 at 3:11am by Veena

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