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Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 2:12am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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"I thought he was freaking out BECAUSE I CUT HIM OFF"

you admit fault and then you flip them off for it? YDI!

#8 - On 04/17/2009 at 10:17am by pyro33

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so you cut the guy off, and then he still was kind enough to help you, and then YOU flipped HIM off.

jesus...i dont even know how you could expect sympathy.

#11 - On 04/17/2009 at 10:47am by vers

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