Today, my boyfriend made me so mad that I peed myself in front...

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2018 05:37

Today, my boyfriend made me so mad that I peed myself in front of him during our argument. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 29 May 2018 0:23

Hola, Amy Santiago! Como estas?

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Wednesday 30 May 2018 3:27

Mad. It says she was pissed off...

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Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 27 May 2018 8:52

Mad or scared...?

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Wednesday 30 May 2018 3:27

Mad. It says she was pissed off...

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 29 May 2018 0:23

Hola, Amy Santiago! Como estas?

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