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Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML

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Guys, I only posted this to make people laugh. My life does not suck, nor did that ruin my day at all.

Anyway i have allergies, and it was like 35 degrees celsius that day.

I DID have tissues on my desk (I think) but by instinct, when i don't have tissues i sneeze away from whoever i'm talking to (usually towards the ground or the opposite way)

#111 - On 04/21/2010 at 6:46pm by Koubz

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fan was a meter away from me, highest power, only part of my sneeze got reflected back into my face.

#113 - On 04/21/2010 at 6:56pm by Koubz

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