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Today, I felt the urge to sneeze, so out of instinct I looked away from the computer and sneezed to my left. The rotating fan was blowing at my direction at that moment, so I just sneezed on my own face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20379) - you deserved it (10616)

On 04/19/2010 at 8:07am - misc - by Koubz (man) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

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that blows

#3 - On 04/19/2010 at 1:06pm by pariah13

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The human sneezse at 400 km/h or more... so unless your fan goes at least at 100 km/h (air resistance overestimated for the sake of argument) then you're a big fat liar. next!

#12 - On 04/19/2010 at 1:20pm by davekron

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