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Today, my friend drove me me to catch the 8 pm train. Running late, we screeched into the parking lot at 7:57, stopped the car in a 'no stop' zone. I said goodbye to my friend, sprinted to my train and barely made it. Then, with the train in motion, I noticed my friend's car keys in my hand. FML

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Lol. You just unknowingly Pwned your friend.

One thing though. If he was driving why were the keys in your hands? You would have had to reach over, take them out the ignition and then run. Doesn't make sense.

#1 - On 04/15/2009 at 6:01am by Jimboom

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why would you have his keys?

#4 - On 04/15/2009 at 6:08am by ben26

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