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Today, I was approached by a girl who called me a slut for sleeping with her boyfriend, then punched me in the face. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57691) - you deserved it (2072)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:37pm - misc - by well then... (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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