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Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10992) - you deserved it (45827)

On 02/21/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

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