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Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25999) - you deserved it (1641)

On 04/07/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by A. Person - Mexico (Sonora)

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