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Today, I was t-boned by a car that sent mine flying into five parked cars. My car was totalled. As the person who hit me pulled me out of the right side of the car he said, "Sorry. I sneezed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33028) - you deserved it (2394)

On 04/07/2010 at 1:36am - misc - by A. Person - Mexico (Sonora)

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Aw man, sucks to be you, hope you didn't get hurt! Though, the other person had a FML day as well. You can't really control sneezing and hitting you plus 5 parked cars because of sneezing must suck as well. Just like smoking, sneezing harms yourself and those around you, it should be banned!

#22 - On 04/07/2010 at 6:46am by oh_0_0

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punch him and be like, "sorry muscle spasm"

#40 - On 04/07/2010 at 7:54am by purplemnm

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