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Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36065) - you deserved it (11059)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:50pm - misc - by eMmA01 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Sounds like you just overdosed it.

#1 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:05am by Good_old_Grim

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If you use the right amount of it, only people within a foot of you should be able to smell it.

#2 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:12am by alex_vik

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