Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a bebe gun. This explains the eye patch. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10574) - you deserved it (27191)
On 02/21/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by story of my life. - Switzerland (Zurich)
goddamitme's life also sucksToday, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it…
eejit also deserved itToday, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless…
Wow, F HIS Life!
#2 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:06pm by Effedtothemax
See in context
#5 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:40pm by yikes
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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