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Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a bebe gun. This explains the eye patch. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9201) - you deserved it (23391)
On 02/21/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by story of my life. - Switzerland (Zurich)
goddamitme's life also sucks
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