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Today, at a party I told this guy that I really liked his pirate costume. Turns out he wasn't wearing a costume, his eye was shot out with a bebe gun. This explains the eye patch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11797) - you deserved it (28770)

On 02/21/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by story of my life. - Switzerland (Zurich)

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Wow, F HIS Life!

#2 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:06pm by Effedtothemax

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did he have a puffy shirt?

this is not really a fml moment. awkward yes. but like #1 & 2 said, more of a F his life:

"Today, someone asked if I was a pirate for the millionth time. I have an eye patch because my eye was shot out. FML"

#4 - On 02/21/2009 at 5:30pm by president benson

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