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Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
Want to meet a guy? Pretend your top feel off at a party. You want to work out? Go to a gym, don't fuck where you sweat. She's obviously trolling for some moose-headed douche-nozzle.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014