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Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7724) - you deserved it (41725)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I don't understand how driving absurdly slowly honors someone or their death. It's a practice I've always found to be completely strange.

#16 - On 02/21/2009 at 6:50pm by Spinach

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Easy to do depending. Looking at some of the comments they're dealt with differently in different places. Around here - there's no stickers, no hazards.. just expected to guess I think.. or look for a hearse at the front of a line of cars ;)

#7 - On 02/21/2009 at 2:42pm by Tri

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