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Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7343) - you deserved it (39991)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

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