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Today, I made some popcorn. Returning to the kitchen a couple of minutes later, I realized I was supposed to put a cover on the saucepan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6278) - you deserved it (24167)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by csully - Sent from mobile version

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Rookie mistake.

#1 - On 02/28/2009 at 7:04pm by arienh4

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S'all good.. just get that chin up, open your mouth and catch yourself some corn flakes!

#3 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:10pm by SmoothNuts

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