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Today, my parents asked if I wanted to go to military school so i said "yeah that would be awesome," thinking it was a joke. They weren't joking. FML


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On 04/11/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by AlienZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

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No internet in the military, so enjoy your Private life without more FML sharing.

#3 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:59am by balor

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my parents thought i should go to military school too, when in reality i had no reason to at all.
anyone else think there should be a 'parents' section on here?

#5 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:16am by Juli

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