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Today, I did my laundry. When I took it out, everything was clean, including the mouse that had been hiding in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21863) - you deserved it (3939)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:22am - misc - by socksoffire (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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So you left a computer peripheral with your clothes. It can be replaced.

#4 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:32pm by imbatman

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I'm sure he'll thank you for the bath by giving you the bubonic plague.
you scratch his back
and he'll scratch your immune system.

#5 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:32pm by KurouTenshi

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