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Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4564) - you deserved it (72630)

On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from mobile version

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dont text while driving YDI bitch

#1 - On 03/17/2010 at 11:03am by Bubblegums

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Ydi! Texting and driving is such a bad idea.

#273 - On 08/26/2011 at 4:31pm by cleio81

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