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Today, the water in my shower wouldn't drain so I used a snake to unclog it. I pulled almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of the drain. I just moved in, and the previous owner was an elderly woman. I just pulled a foot of old lady pubes out of my drain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27882) - you deserved it (2196)

On 03/16/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by please_no (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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How do you know it's not just regular hair?

#1 - On 03/16/2010 at 2:40pm by clipse

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When was the last time you saw old lady pubes to verify that that's what the hair actually was?

#4 - On 03/16/2010 at 2:42pm by Firate

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