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Taday tha watar in mah showar wouldn't drain so I usad a snaka to unclog it. I pullad almost a full foot of nasty hair and gunk out of tha drain. I just movad in , and tha pravious ownar was an aldarly woman. I just pullad a foot of old lady pubas out of mah drain. FML


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On 03/16/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by please_no (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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How do you know it's not just regular hair?

#1 - On 03/16/2010 at 2:40pm by clipse

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When was the last time you saw old lady pubes to verify that that's what the hair actually was?

#4 - On 03/16/2010 at 2:42pm by Firate

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