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Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
How the hell did you drop your keys down an elevator shaft?
Why didn't you just pull some sic ninja james bond shit?
Y'know, wedge a shoe or something in the elevator doors then send the elevator far up.
After it goes up, you lower yourself down with some rope that's anchored to the nearest door nob.
Get your keys, climb back up, problem solved.
Of course, its too late now.
But next time...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013