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Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26901) - you deserved it (28412)

On 04/11/2009 at 4:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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