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Today, I thought I lost my wallet. Canceled my bank cards. Bought a new wallet. Got a $141 parking fine at the motor registry while getting my replacement license which also cost me $22. Went to go to the gym and when I went to put my bike jacket on, felt something inside the sleeve. My wallet. FML

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lol owned good sir

#1 - On 03/12/2010 at 6:11am by Terwilliger

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If you didn't even check all your coats and jackets before thinking you'd never find your wallet again, you totally deserve it.

#6 - On 03/12/2010 at 6:23am by lettertjes

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