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Studies by many scientists have shown that while growing up in the home of a single parent, some of these parents are prone to secretely giving off shallow brain impulses which radiate in the red cerebral cortex of the childs occiptal lobe, causing palpiataions of your endocrine glands. This in turn causes the child to grow up faster than expected, allowing the parents to invade and take recreational terradactyl use of their spare bedroom. Its quite easy to understand really.
What she is really saying is;
your going to be moving out at 18 or there abouts,
I'm finding you hard work.
you need to start find your independence,
I'm obsessed with these things and they are starting to take over my life and house, I've chosen them over you and well, .. you need to move out to make room for them.
I love you very much, thats why your getting some warning.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 10 April 2014