Studies by many scientists have shown that while growing up in the home of a single parent, some of these parents are prone to secretely giving off shallow brain impulses which radiate in the red cerebral cortex of the childs occiptal lobe, causing palpiataions of your endocrine glands. This in turn causes the child to grow up faster than expected, allowing the parents to invade and take recreational terradactyl use of their spare bedroom. Its quite easy to understand really.
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