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Today, my mom told me she can't wait for me to turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place for her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15329) - you deserved it (1488)

On 03/11/2010 at 4:07pm - misc - by heartless (man) - United States (Texas)

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That's sad, FYL for having a mom that loves dolls more than her own child!

#10 - On 03/11/2010 at 5:53pm by awesomechica1229

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Studies by many scientists have shown that while growing up in the home of a single parent, some of these parents are prone to secretely giving off shallow brain impulses which radiate in the red cerebral cortex of the childs occiptal lobe, causing palpiataions of your endocrine glands. This in turn causes the child to grow up faster than expected, allowing the parents to invade and take recreational terradactyl use of their spare bedroom. Its quite easy to understand really.

#55 - On 03/11/2010 at 7:00pm by alexandraa

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