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Today, my parents took my laptop, cut the Internet, took my car keys and TV, and removed my bedroom door. Why? Because they thought the plant I was growing for my science project was a marijuana plant. Oh yeah, they took that too. My presentation is tomorrow. FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Kevin - Canada (Manitoba)

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You should change you experiment to show how parents can go from zero to full retardation in about an hour.

Will Smith had it right. Parents just don't understand.

#17 - On 03/10/2010 at 10:16am by maskedman

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wow... that sounds rather excessive for a little weed...

Get it... because it wasn't marijuana I meant weed as it... nvm I'm going to lay of the bad puns for a while :-P

#3 - On 03/10/2010 at 10:05am by DGross

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