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Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19616) - you deserved it (3043)

On 03/08/2010 at 2:31pm - misc - by Kristopher (man) - United States (Florida)

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welcome home!

#2 - On 03/08/2010 at 5:13pm by iloveloosy12

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I take it from the complaints that she's not an AILF.

Still, you should go up to your minister and say, "Hey, uncle!" and wink.

#43 - On 03/08/2010 at 5:31pm by perdix

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