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Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14547) - you deserved it (2249)

On 03/08/2010 at 2:31pm - misc - by Kristopher (man) - United States (Florida)

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welcome home!

#2 - On 03/08/2010 at 5:13pm by iloveloosy12

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awww that's just nasty!

#3 - On 03/08/2010 at 5:13pm by Pearljammer001

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