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Today, I got food poisoning and have had the worst diarrhea ever. I laid down in bed, hoping to get some rest when my dad thought it'd be a good idea to sneak into my room and scare the shit out of me. Literally. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34440) - you deserved it (2417)

On 03/08/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by itsEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Washington)

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He tried to scare the bad stuff out of you all at once , but then again FYL.

#2 - On 03/08/2010 at 6:13am by iHyuMeng

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snickerdoodles is a l0s3r.

#6 - On 03/08/2010 at 6:15am by jgill87

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