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Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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How in the world did you manage to do that?

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:52pm by TurtleGenius

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I hate it when that happens - there are too many goddamn roads where I live with "part-time lanes" where half the day the lanes double as parking spaces, and they butt right up against the damn turning lane of an intersection.

I once got into a situation where I found myself behind parked cars, noticed immediately, but then some dumbass pulls into the lane behind me and blocks me in, thinking the same thing I was thinking. Now I'm not only in the wrong lane, but STUCK there. That was fun.

#8 - On 04/09/2009 at 8:01pm by Grand_Marquis

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