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Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8442) - you deserved it (51059)

On 04/09/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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How in the world did you manage to do that?

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:52pm by TurtleGenius

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Absolutely no way you sat there for 5 minutes. Long traffic lights aren't even that long.

#7 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:55pm by mojo_jojo

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